Hello. Good day. This is a quick notice from the Publishers Clearinghouse, located in █████████████████. The Publishers Clearinghouse and its board of directors would like to say congratulations to you on being a first category winner. Here at the Publishers Clearinghouse, we are happy to inform you that you have legally won yourself five and a half million dollars, which will be awarded to you in the form of a cashier's check. To repeat this information, please press 1. To be transferred to the Prize Department, please press 2. To leave a voicemail for our agents, please press 3. And someone from our department will be reaching out to you within ██ hours. To hear a live interview with today's winner, please press 4. Congratulations on your winnings.